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Notes:

I strongly recommend using the healthy alternatives for these cookies that I mentioned above. If you use other alternatives, I can’t guarantee how the cookies will turn out.

As Adam said: “Bake them for as long as you want. Or not at all. They don’t have any meat in them, after all!” I tried the dough before baking, and it was just as good as the cookies, so baking is completely optional.

You could probably swap out the cranberries or blueberries for other dried fruits if you want. I think next time I might try cherries.

It probably wouldn’t be a good idea to tell people that they’re eating cookies a school shooter came up with, so you might want to leave that detail out.

Directions:

If you’re going to make your own chocolate chips, make them about 45 minutes beforehand.

Preheat the oven to 375°F (190°C).

Mix together the dry ingredients (flour, oats, sugar, cinnamon, salt).

Add ½ cup water and peanut butter, and stir.

This is where it gets a little messy. Mix the dough together with your hands, making sure everything is well combined.

Add the dried fruit and chocolate chips and continue mixing with your hands.

Add more water as needed. If you’re using coconut oil, add it at this time as well.

Roll into heaping tablespoon-sized balls and place them on a nonstick baking sheet about an inch apart (they can be a little closer). Press them down slightly so they’re a little flatter (but not too flat).

Bake for 9–10 minutes, depending on your oven.

Enjoy with a tall glass of soy milk or almond milk—whichever you prefer.

“Oatmeal Berry Chipnut Cookies!
Smigglestyle!

Mix:

3 cup oats (The smaller and powderier the better).

1 cup flour (I’m partial to wheat).

1/2 cup water (Adding slightly more later on might help).

3/4 cup peanut butter (Not too liquid, not too solid. Juuust right!).

1/2 cup turbinado-style sugar (The larger the granules the better!).

1 teaspoon cinnamon (Ginger sucks).

1/2 teaspoon salt (Fuck anticaking agents).

1/2 cup dried cranberries (The smoother the better).

1/2 cup dried blueberries (The juicer the better).

1/2 cup milk-free chocolate chips (About a cubic centimetre per chip. Mingled units adds a flair of fun!).

Greased cookie trays are for commies.

Bake them for however long you want. Or not at all. They don’t have any meat in them, after all!”

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Just like with Armin Meiwes.
@Seppukinator

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