Women, aka whores, bitches, cunts, whimmin', baby dispensers, genitalia gyms, Bringer of Sammich and she who sleeps on the wet spot, are the annoying, inferior, and brainless pieces of flesh that are packaged with downward-pointing triangles, they don't invent or discover new things, other than perhaps Original Sin and sandwiches. It has been scientifically proven that women have smaller brains than men, and as such women are to be treated like the objects they are, as porn has educated and reminded us. They exist only to fulfill five functions: feed, clean, fuck, care, and procreatively seduce.

It must also be remembered the Babble tells us that women are not only the inferior gender, but they are the evil, hateful gender as well. According to the Malleus Maleficarum, there are many procedures one can use to test the evilness of women, including setting them on fire and pushing them off steep cliffs; should they survive, they are witches. A simpler method that makes use of the Scientific Method that was invented by men has you just looking to see if she's breathing. If she's Breathing, she's a witch That's a bitch dumbass. You act like there's a difference. Did you marry a witch? Find out today!

Women are an invasive species of perpetually bored, unhappy, unsatisfied, wild creatures that mankind would hunt for sport to extinction if not for axe wounds and a need to propagate the species. Women have been cursed by nature with monthly blood loss until they dry up. Most men accept menstruation as proof that GOD has a sense of humor because why would a perfect, omnipotent male like GOD make something that would be at her horniest when she was also at her bitchiest unless it was for lulz.

Women are like vending machines: you gotta put money in to get something out, but if you hit it at the right time you can often get a freebie. Else you'll get them disabled.

Protip: The word "women" comes from the verb whimmin', meaning a sudden unpredictable unexplained impulsive change of mind.

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Man holds dominion over wimmins. It's been that way ever since, "GRUNTS". Since we grunted and came out of caves.
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—Charles Manson

The ‘Women’ entry on Encyclopedia Dramatica, the website that never failed to crack me up from time to time

Hahaha haha yoo I for real thought you commented that shit I was gonna say damn I don't agree but am super fuckin impressed by the wordage lol

Man, you probably would’ve hit it off with her and therefore prevented her death. 'Cause most women are weak and submissive. But just cut the bullshit about Eric and Dylan. Sometimes, it's not just about friendship; it's about ideology. If Eric and Dylan were both so determined that they carried out a massacre, what made you think you could persuade not just one of them, but both of them?

Sometimes I upload a lot of photos. If they’re all displayed vertically, you have to scroll all the way to the bottom to reach the comments section, which is uncomfortable to me